The Sukkot Fantasy Draft: Who Makes Your Team?

The 7 Traditional Sukkot Guests (Ushpizin)

Chag Sameach Sukkot! 

What's Sukkot?

Beginning five days after Yom Kippur, Sukkot is named after the booths or huts (sukkot in Hebrew) in which Jews are supposed to dwell during this week-long celebration. According to rabbinic tradition, these flimsy sukkot represent the huts in which the Israelites dwelt during their 40 years of wandering in the desert after escaping from slavery in Egypt. The festival of Sukkot is one of the three great pilgrimage festivals (chaggim or regalim) of the Jewish year.

Who are the Ushpizn?

A custom originating with Lurianic Kabbalah is to recite the ushpizin prayer to "invite" one of seven "exalted guests" into the sukkah.These ushpizin (Aramaic אושפיזין 'guests'), represent the seven shepherds of Israel: Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Aaron, Joseph and David. According to tradition, each night a different guest enters the sukkah followed by the other six. Each of the ushpizin has a unique lesson which teaches the parallels of the spiritual focus of the day on which they visit.

My Ushpizin -- 7 Notable Jews and My #1 Question for Each

I've never been quite satisfied with the classic, all-male, all-biblical ushpizin guest list. Haven't we dissected their lessons enough the rest of the year? 

So this year, I'm taking a cue from my Fantasy Football-obsessed friends and drafting my own Ushpizin Team. Here are my Top 7 picks and one question I'd ask of each.

1. Anne Frank -- I'm obsessed with the line that is most often quoted from your diary, which reads: "Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart." You wrote this before your family was found, taken to a concentration camp, and killed. Do you still believe in the inherent goodness of people?
2. Betty Friedan -- Feminist and anti-feminist rhetoric is raging again in America in 2015. We're still fighting for a woman's right to control her health and her body. What's your advice for today's young feminist? 
3. Emma Goldman -- One of your quotes about anarchy was used as the inspiration for one of my favorite TV shows, Sons of Anarchy. Go anywhere you want with that, Emma.
4. The Marx brothers and Karl Marx -- No questions. I just want to see them all in a sukkah together. 
5. Carl Sagan -- Being Jewish and an atheist. Discuss.
6. Eli Wiesel -- Have I been reading you wrong all these years? When you said God died on the hangman's noose, did you mean a loss of faith, or a standard Jewish argument with God?
7. Ruth Bader Ginsberg -- You're pretty old. Born in 1933. It's unusual for a woman your age to have gone to college and law school when you did. I what ways did your Judaism influence those choices, and did your family's Judaism encourage their support of your efforts?

Your Turn. Who's Your #1 Draft Pick. What's Your Question?

Famous Last Words: Parsha Vezos Haberakah

My son Ben and I had a conversation about famous last words. He'd stumbled upon an Internet list of famous people and their last words before dying. (Here are links to a couple: BrainCandy and Mental Floss)

Ben's astute observation is that everyone has last words, but most of us don't get to choose them. "Don't forget the chicken!" could be the last thing you ever say to someone.

Or, worse, something you said in anger.

I'm always suspicious of these "famous last words". You can't trust the account of the person who said it, because they're dead, and if I were the last person to witness a great man's moment (George Washington, perhaps) I'd be very careful about what I reported.

Washington's last words were (supposedly): "I die hard but am not afraid to go."~~ George Washington, US President, d. December 14, 1799

Wow. What an ending. Well done, Mr. President.

One can't help but wonder, if his last words had been, "The horse farts at midnight!" would we know? If Martha Washington and the doctor and a few servants were in the room when he died, could they have conspired to replace, "The horse farts at midnight" with "I die hard but am not afraid to go"? The second is so much more dignified, but much less likely. (Washington died after his 'doctors' drained half his blood and performed an emergency tracheotomy. It's gruesome, and I doubt he was coherent.)

Moses and God Speak Last Words

At Simchat Torah, which is coming up October 4/5, we read the final chapter of the Torah, Parsha Vezos Haberakah, in which Moses gives his final blessing to the Israelites and, rather unceremoniously, goes off and dies. 

God accompanies Moses up to the top Mount Nebo and says:

(http://www.thebricktestament.com/home.html)

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Ouch. I would't be surprised if Moses's actual final words were, "Really, God? Really?"

Moses could have gone down that same road with the Israelites, reminding them of their worst behavior in the desert as a final twist of the knife on the way out, but he didn't. He blessed them and promised them victory in the upcoming war to conquer The Promised Land. A screenwriter couldn't do better. Moses took the high road. 

(Oh, the irony of using Mel Gibson here, right?)

So few of us will have the chance to plan our last words. All we can hope for is that all of our words are suitable to be the ones we're remembered by.

Now, let's finish up this Torah, roll it back to the start and create it all over again.
Don't forget the chicken!

Up on the Roof

It's so easy to see how ancient peoples looked up at the sky and thought magical, all powerful beings must rule that realm. Tonight as I sit on our roof and watch the moon disappear into my planet's shadow as we all hurtle through space, I call to mind the verses that start the Torah.

Science tells us that these verses are not accurate, but that's not what mythical creation stories are for. 

Separate your scrolls from your textbooks.

Biblical stories don't explain the mechanics of the world, they dig into the human imagination as we look to the sky with awe and wonder and ask "Why?" and "How?" and "What does this mean?"

We place ourselves in the universe many ways. 

• Our stories. 
• Our teachings. 
• Our maps. 
• Our experiences. 
• Our hearts. 
• Our neurons firing and connecting in our brains. 
• Our guiding lights seemingly fixed in the sky.

What do we do when one of those guideposts is temporarily taken away, blocked by something out of our control?

We adjust. We find a new star to guide us, and we wait to see if the shadow will leave.

No matter how well we understand some things scientifically, we did not set the universe in motion, set the stars in the sky or put the moon on its path.

I am humble before this astronomical event, and I feel my smallness.

Goodnight, Moon.

Is the Pope Catholic? Yes, and that's a problem.

There’s been a lot of Pope Love on my social media feeds this week.

The cute little Fiat in lieu of a limo.

The hugs, and the spontaneous kisses.

 

Of all the Popes I’ve read about and remember in my lifetime, Francis certainly seems like the coolest. He speaks up for the young, the poor, the immigrant, the Earth, and he was explicitly critical of the American justice system and the death penalty. He has given dire warnings on the consequences of greed, globalization, and getting caught up in consumerism.

All my progressive, liberal friends agree. He’s a nice, humble, compassionate man.

But yes, Virginia, the Pope is Catholic, and with that comes a slate of very disagreeable ideas:

• He opposes gay marriage and gay adoption
• He opposes transgender rights
• He opposes all forms of birth control (even if their use would prevent the spread of disease and enhance women’s lives in poor countries. Women have no rights unless they have the right to choose not to become pregnant.)
• He has ruled out women as priests, and refuses to bring the idea up for discussion
• He opposes abortion, and young Catholic girls around the world have been prevented from terminating pregnancies, even in the cases of incest and rape. One girl who made the news recently was younger than my own daughter.

               
This picture makes the rounds a lot.

But no one mentions or posts the clarification The Vatican issued soon after:

This means that all salvation comes from Christ, the Head, through the Church which is his body. Hence they cannot be saved who, knowing the Church as founded by Christ and necessary for salvation, would refuse to enter her or remain in her. At the same time, thanks to Christ and to his Church, those who through no fault of their own do not know the Gospel of Christ and his Church but sincerely seek God and, moved by grace, try to do his will as it is known through the dictates of conscience can attain eternal salvation.

(Read more at http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/popeatheist.asp#1bf7WkWF3l1GG4wU.99)

 

I can’t imagine any other Pope in history even making the first statement, can you? This acknowledgement that people can be atheists and good people is (sadly) revolutionary for a Pope. But read the clarification carefully. Don't leap ahead of the Pope -- he's not condoning willful rejection of God or Jesus or even the Catholic Church.

You can be a good person and not believe in God, but you can’t be good enough. You still have to believe in the Catholic Church and its doctrine (not the Lutheran church or the non-denominational Christian church or the Mormon Church, and definitely not shul or synagogue). That list of “he opposes” statements above are based on a belief in the Catholic bible and the catechisms, and he has tremendous authority in the Church.

In countries around the world, the Catholic Church’s influence is still strong, and people’s lives, health, and futures are being hampered and put at risk because of religious belief. In our very own country, how many legislators and judges base their policy and legal decisions on the teachings of their faith instead of an objective, rational and logical interpretation of the Constitution? (Too many.)

I do not question Pope Francis's compassion, sincerity, humility or his genuine concern for others. I believe absolutely in the right of every human being to hold his or her own beliefs, until those beliefs turn into actions that harm others. If only it were easier to discern where the line is and get people to step back and not cross it.

 

 

Just keep flying, just keep flying...

I start most days futzing around on the Internet. People used to read the newspaper with their morning coffee. I surf the web, and I usually skim the headlines and skip right to the funnies.

This damn pelican, though.

I could not stop watching this bird fly around a lake in Tanzania with a GoPro attached to its bill.

Tanzania is gorgeous, and I know from TheGoogle the water is Lake Tanganyika, but it could be anywhere. You can strap a GoPro to any random pelican around the world and the bird would look much the same. Flap, flap, flap. Blink, blink, eye twitch, blink. It's just flying around, doing bird things. And it never looks back.

Is it having fun?
Can birds have fun?
If it is having fun, is it also happy?
What does a happy bird look like?
Is he going somewhere with a specific purpose?
Maybe he had to go see about a girl.
If his flight is purposeless, why fly?
Boredom? Ennui?
A need for a change of scenery?
Does he look down on the land-bound and laugh?
Does he envy our steady gait like we envy his flight?
When he sees us, does he imagine walking is a superpower?
Can he wonder if he would choose "walking" or "invisibility"
if he could choose only one?
Or does he not wonder at all and just keeps
flapping,
blinking,
twitching,
and moving forward?